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    .................visit me in prison, when I kill the next dirty s*d that does something in my car.
    Picked up from the 2nd best hotel in Chester last night (couple in mid 50's), took them home...............next passenger gets in and complains the seat is wet
    The previous dirty b**** had only p***ed herself and you know what thats like to get rid of.............(any solutions???)
    Honest to God I need a change of profession before I flip.
    My dogs are housetrained, my cats use a litter tray, but my passengers are just filthy.............NO.............animals are far cleaner.

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    That's just pathetic. We had one of our cars cleaned at Mostyn Garage for £25 recently. That was for all four seats. Stinks of the chemicals now though.

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    think i would rather smeel the chemical than the smell of urine.
    you should of drove back to there house and p***ed through the letter box

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    Know what you mean Gaz. I work for National Express carrying out monthly audits on the coaches and some of the cr4p these people, or should that be cattle, leave behind is unreal.

    There used to be a saying that went, 'They wouldn't do that in their own house.' I'm seriously convinced that these days they probably would.

    Good solution would be to fit those solid hard plastic seats they have in the back of American cop cars! They'd have to sit in it then!!!!


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffyopel View Post
    Know what you mean Gaz. I work for National Express carrying out monthly audits on the coaches and some of the cr4p these people, or should that be cattle, leave behind is unreal.

    There used to be a saying that went, 'They wouldn't do that in their own house.' I'm seriously convinced that these days they probably would.

    Good solution would be to fit those solid hard plastic seats they have in the back of American cop cars! They'd have to sit in it then!!!!
    I know what you mean i work for a bus company(no am not a bus driver)and on the double deckers they poo under the back seats! DIRTY B*$%$*$DS

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHOOSH05 View Post
    I know what you mean i work for a bus company(no am not a bus driver)and on the double deckers they poo under the back seats! DIRTY B*$%$*$DS
    WHAT?


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffyopel View Post
    WHAT?
    YES I KID YOU NOT! Can you imagine what is like to find it i will set the scene for you, lift the back seat to fit a new air filter and !

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    I would have gone straight back to their house and made a scene until they paid for the cleaning, staying on the doorstep and alerting the neighbours as to what the problem was would have brought it to a swift conclusion I'd wager!

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    Guys I provide sanatation at major outdoor events in the uk, you don't know the half of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz the Cab View Post
    .................visit me in prison, when I kill the next dirty s*d that does something in my car.
    Picked up from the 2nd best hotel in Chester last night (couple in mid 50's), took them home...............next passenger gets in and complains the seat is wet
    The previous dirty b**** had only p***ed herself and you know what thats like to get rid of.............(any solutions???)
    Honest to God I need a change of profession before I flip.
    My dogs are housetrained, my cats use a litter tray, but my passengers are just filthy.............NO.............animals are far cleaner.

    One solution that should work is to drench the effected area with clean COLD water, if you have a carpet cleaner then suck as much water back out, do this 3x and it should dilute her acids and then when dry not pong anymore, hth.

    Worst one I ever saw was in a friends car, he picked up two alcoholics, and one of them farted and followed through, as they'd been at it for nearly a week, he left a diahorrea message on the seat, happened also to another cabby, he made the woman pay £200 for a new seat squab.

    As Glyn said, you should either stalk the house and take a relief through the letterbox, or, my mate's favorite is a fresh dog poo in a wrapped box hand delivered by another cabby, cost you a couple of bob extra but the effect of unwrapping a steaming turd is worth it, just make sure it ain't your poo though cos it can be DNA'd I believe, and if you should want to relieve yourself through the letterbox, do it this way, take one washing up bottle, fill with dehydrated wee and squirt through the letterbox, you get more distance this way.
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