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    Default Shouldn't say to a Police Officer.

    Sorry if it has been heard before or nearly the same

    Some things you shouldn't say to a Police Officer.

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    8. I pay your salary!
    9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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    It's not a good idea to call them dick tracy either, as someone I know found out !!

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    ballbag,dickhead,*******,**** head,black *******,******,
    or telling him that you smell bacon as he comes up to you is'nt a good idea either lol
    Last edited by BIG NEIL; 13th December 2007 at 11:42.

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    they dont like being called Pat or Carl either

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    This could become a two name Thread

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    No flames please, but there's always the old one (maybe save this for Traffic Wardens).
    "Why don't you go home to YOUR wife and MY kids".

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffking View Post
    No flames please, but there's always the old one (maybe save this for Traffic Wardens).
    "Why don't you go home to YOUR wife and MY kids".
    haven't usede that one before but i have wrote it done for future reference

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