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    A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.

    "Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

    "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

    The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
    "So,Murphy,how was your day?"

    Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

    "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

    "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.

    "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue,she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and
    lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME" for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

    "Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "I put drops in her eyes."

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    thats an old dave allen joke , still a good one though

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    good one mate

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