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    Default Think my mate is in trouble !!!!

    Its my mates wife's 28th birthday tomorrow and he has'nt got a clue what to get her, so he went into town today to have a look see if he could see anything nice. after spending a couple of hours he still had'nt seen anything so ended up buying her a christmas tree, (yes for her birthday) i hope she's got a good sense of humour or he's dead. will let u all know tomorrow happened.

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    lol to that one

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    oh is he in the s**t up to his neck
    flowers are a good start (for him when he is in hospital)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gr4eme View Post
    Its my mates wife's 28th birthday tomorrow and he has'nt got a clue what to get her, so he went into town today to have a look see if he could see anything nice. after spending a couple of hours he still had'nt seen anything so ended up buying her a christmas tree, (yes for her birthday) i hope she's got a good sense of humour or he's dead. will let u all know tomorrow happened.
    soo dead!....knowing how the females react...she will say "how nice" with a mad grinn and fire in her eyes.....while the husband is asleep she will start thinking on the oh! many ways for the most painfull death!!!!!!!......
    At the end she will decline on the painfull death...but you mate will not get any "bed action" for a loooong time...

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    yup, very bad

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    Wish I could be there for the giving of such a crap gift

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    someone want to start a poll to see what happens?
    my moneys on she shoves the Christmas tree up his arse lol

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    Yep, he's as dead as a dodo!

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    Let's hope she does'nt turn your mate into the fairy for the top OUCH!!LOL

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