German Joke For You Guy's :-)

[cavester]

A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to
her
hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis
vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and
it
is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"



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Ah", says the German, "zat vas ze Four-sprung duck technique".

[Basil]

PMSL, Nice one Lee

[Jamie]

lol....nice one mate.

[david-bell]

thats the best joke ive heard in ages welldone m8 a cracker

[Caterman]

Pmsl

[ion]

Heh Heh, nice one Cavester.

[redbullkid]

Excellent ....................