when you check the forecast on the Beeb each morning knowing full well its going to be rubbish weather, but still go out and wash the car, then drive to the shops, come home and the car is filthy and yet you automatically go and get the washmitt and buckets and clean her again.
My explanation to the wife is I shower daily so only fair that the car does too. She pointed out that the car is 'just a load of metal'...and then I stand there with the car saying 'she doesnt mean it princess, Daddy still loves you!!!'
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Or when you go to the supermarket in the shiney polished car, walking back with the shopping telling the wife.."that's a nice shiney car, looks good doesn't it?" [/quote]
that's all the time from me too............
and driving past shop window's slowly to admire the reflection..........
i also try to park in the right place just incase it make's a good photo opp...............
is it bad to have a picture of the car on your computer desktop as wallpaper???
How about driving it lots to use up the fuel in the tank, just so you can see what your economy is like and you can't wait for it to be used up naturally.....
ok this is slightly embarrasing....
you might love it too much when....
you have an erotic dream involving a lady and your car.
and
when you hear people walk past your house, you peek throught the curtains to make sure she's alright.
What about refusing to do something in the back of the car with your lady incase the leather got marked. Women just dont seem to understand
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