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    After her recent outburst on GMTV, a Psychologist on the show said that Heather Mills is clearly un-balanced !
    Sir Paul later phoned the show and said that putting a couple of beer mats put under her left foot does the trick !


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    got sent that yesterday on moby ! funny as !!

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    I heard that they got devorced because Paul was fed up with her coming home legless all the time .....when she went to see her solicitor about it he told her she didn't have a leg to stand on.

    A spokesman said that she has been going round in circles about it all.

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    i hear that last xmas he bought her a plane!.....................................and some immac for the other leg lol

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    When asked if he'd go down on one knee again, Paul said "I'd rather you called her Heather"


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