Some people need a license to breathe

[AJA]

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

[dannysport18]

thats got to be a joke

[mark1319]

That is absolutely hilarious, especially the way theu take the pi$$ out of him.

Better add some water to the crank case to thin some of that sand out first

What you need to do is take the engine out of the car, stand it at a 90 degree angle to the ground, start it, and let it shake all the sand out. That should do it. You might need to replace your piston rings, though

Yup, just add water until it starts overflowing out of the oil cap /fill hole, and then youll be good. Just make sure to do a seafoam application when you get a chance. Thatll get any of the leftover sand out

I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?

I really can't stop laughing, what an ar$ehole
Even if it is a joke its funny as ****

[mark1319]

Shame it's a fake, but ver funny

[pricey]

I haven't even finished the first page yet an I'm crying here, that is so funny.

This surely has to be a wind up, nobody could be that stupid......or could they??

[dh.dti]

I have to take a break from reading that, i'm Crying so much with laughter
fpmsl.....

[shan]

Got to be a setup. Nobody in the world would do that. I love the comments he was getting.
Brilliant stuff. AJA

[ccsnet]

Oooh Myyy God.... Hell I'm not Mr Mechanic but... :headshakes:

Classic

Terran

[Duncan]

Well all I can say is as that's obviously what the guy was.

[Hideous]

Funny, but please don't nobody go getting any ideas around here