Council Tax

[Dodger]

Subject: Council Tax

Council tax valuers want to charge us if we live in a nice area

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough
areas. We have a huge council house in our street.

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of
fierce dogs.

Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners
with racist comments.

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and
his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen
out in nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out
of control yet none of the family have been given an Asbo.




Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

[T4M]

Good one!!

[lofty]

ha ha.. excellent.

[VauxVeteran]

[parapaul]

very good

[ghostrider]

What VV said.... He is still my master...........