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    Default Chinese Sick Day...


    "I No Come Work Today!"


    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
    sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
    today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
    sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Half hour later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
    great. I be work soon.....





    you got nice house."

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    Nice one.

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    old, and maybe a bit funny, but obvious..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    old, and maybe a bit funny, but obvious..

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    Got a laugh out of me...

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