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    Default for all us men out there (and the women who wont mind it lol)

    MEN:
    Men Are Just Happier People
    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be King.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another public loo because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress £ 1000. Morning suit rental £150.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is £10 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    You have something to play with in your pocket all the time.
    Your tummy usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one colour for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a penknife.
    You know how wide your car is.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache....
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier.

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    Coool one mate
    We rule!

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    Sooo true..

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    Like that...

    Top job.....

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    Absolutly spot on !!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Got to agree with that - we are superior. Aren't we?

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    Nice one Dude!!!!!
    Astra Estate SRi XP 1.7 CDTi 100

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    I suddenly feel so much better about myself

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    i thought that migth some smiles on faces lol

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