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    Smile jokes from a woman ...

    Q: What do Toy electric train sets and large breasts have in common?

    A: They're both intended for children, but grown men usually play with them.



    Why are married women heavier than single women?

    Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

    Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.



    If you love something, set it free

    If it comes back, it was and always will be yours

    If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with

    If it just sits in your living room and - messes up your stuff - eats your food - uses your telephone - takes your money - and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place you either married it or gave birth to it!



    women comes out of the shower and stands naked infront of her husband and says honey what do you like best about me, my gorgeous looks or me fit body ? husband looks up and says ... your sense of humour

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    Very good

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    all so true

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