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    Well I've got my list of excuses ready for the rolling road tomorrow.

    Its not running at full power because....

    - its too hot
    - its too cold
    - its the wrong time of year
    - Re-map only went on yesterday and it hasnt learned how to do a rolling road yet
    - Samco Hoses are 'blue' not the faster 'red' ones
    - BP Ultimate Diesel Fuel must have been a bad batch
    - its too sunny
    - its too windy
    - the rolling road fan isnt big enough
    - can you smell burning !!
    - its not my car... oh.... ok then....
    - its wasnt in the right gear
    - air conditioning must have been left on
    - too much stuff in the boot
    - time of the month......
    - it needs a service... yes another one....
    - clutch is slipping
    - gears are slipping
    - air is slipping
    - tyres are slipping
    - slipping is slipping


    ................

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    You have forgot "IT,S A DEISEL".

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    now i've heard everything.....

    worried about Phil and Drinkys motors?....

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    Don't forget - 'yeah, but it's more driveable like this!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed taylor View Post
    You have forgot "IT,S A DEISEL".
    Oh.. You know that alright... especially standing right behind it at full chat... make sure you bring the chimney sweep !!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gsi3.2 View Post
    worried about Phil and Drinkys motors?....
    I'm worried about everyones motors !!!..... bl00dy Caterman tuning boxes are lethal in the wild !!!
    Quote Originally Posted by AJA View Post
    Don't forget - 'yeah, but it's more driveable like this!'
    .... thats gonna be a loss leader for sure !!..... 380 BHP... yeah, but look at the turbo lag.... look at the torque spike... look at the.... err..... you know.... that !!....

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    Think I've got the best one....I'm on the night shift! Boo Hoo! :<

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    I'll input my excuse at the bottom.

    Its not running at full power because....

    - its too hot
    - its too cold
    - its the wrong time of year
    - Re-map only went on yesterday and it hasnt learned how to do a rolling road yet
    - Samco Hoses are 'blue' not the faster 'red' ones
    - BP Ultimate Diesel Fuel must have been a bad batch
    - its too sunny
    - its too windy
    - the rolling road fan isnt big enough
    - can you smell burning !!
    - its not my car... oh.... ok then....
    - its wasnt in the right gear
    - air conditioning must have been left on
    - too much stuff in the boot
    - time of the month......
    - it needs a service... yes another one....
    - clutch is slipping
    - gears are slipping
    - air is slipping
    - tyres are slipping
    - slipping is slipping
    - it's the baby seat causeing drag.

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    mine's only a 120 cdti you know................

    and that is all i'm going to say.....................
    Midlands Mod Shop - NFFC.

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    What about it still needs broken in yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark1319 View Post
    What about it still needs broken in yet?
    Oh no... its broken in alright....

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