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    i had a terrible car accident i ran over three scousers on a zebra crossing ,
    the first went through the windscreen ,
    the second dented my bonnet
    and the third got hit up the road 200 yards ,
    the police have been great !!!
    the first is being done for breaking and entering
    the second for criminal damage
    and the third for leaving the scene of a accident

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    very funny!!

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    ooooo

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    Last time I heard that, it was a bit more, er, racist than that!


    Phil

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    Quote Originally Posted by SignumPhil View Post
    Last time I heard that, it was a bit more, er, racist than that!


    Phil

    Errrrr yea, i toned it down for here, it got posted on one of the other sites i go on

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    Very nice i like that !!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    very funny lol

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    Very good m8

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    You were lucky they used the crossing.

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    your are a bundle of fun arnt you?

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