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    an old'un but for those who've not seen it....

    A contractor parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
    More than a little distraught, the contractor grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has had a chance to ask any questions, the contractor starts screaming hysterically:

    "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

    After the contractor finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust:

    "I can't believe how materialistic you ****** contractors are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the contractor. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

    The contractor looks down in absolute horror........."F***ING
    HELL!!!!!! he screams........


    "Where's my Rolex ????..."

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    lol that has cheered me up

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    Ha ha.

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