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    Default Dangerous new virus

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
    and by hand.

    This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
    else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

    This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
    two good friends to the nearest Off-Licence.

    Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
    (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system.

    You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

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    That sounds like the best anti-virus yet !!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Heard it before,

    But, "everyone knows you're a dirty little tart" - excellent.

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    ^^^^ oops, wrong thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    ^^^^ oops, wrong thread.
    thought u had been following me lol

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    not heard that before. i quite like it

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    thats good lol

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    Looks like I need to stock up on some of that there Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter...

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