IT Support

[jonnye]

Ok its an old one and may have even been posted on here before but it still makes me smile

Dear IT Support,

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try
and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters
worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications,
such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6. Successive
versions of
Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl
2.1
which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they
caused severe damage to my hardware. Sensing a way out, I then
upgraded
to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be
upgraded
(at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because,
whilst
Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
bundled
with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can
be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made
were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife
1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and Internet porn filter, and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!

These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess
what the problem is myself. Additional costly problems are that Wife
1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new
attachments, also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
other week.

Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my
resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted
to try stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes
or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up
called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be
problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
the presence of
Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before
un-installing itself.

Any Ideas?

[jammydodger]

As they say the old ones are the best