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    Default IT Support

    Ok its an old one and may have even been posted on here before but it still makes me smile

    Dear IT Support,

    Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
    4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
    apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
    was to try
    and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters
    worse,
    Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications,
    such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6. Successive
    versions of
    Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl
    2.1
    which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
    to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
    same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
    they
    caused severe damage to my hardware. Sensing a way out, I then
    upgraded
    to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be
    upgraded
    (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because,
    whilst
    Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come
    bundled
    with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

    Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can
    be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made
    were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife
    1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and Internet porn filter, and
    can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!

    These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess
    what the problem is myself. Additional costly problems are that Wife
    1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new
    attachments, also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
    other week.

    Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my
    resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted
    to try stating that they are an illegal operation.
    When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes
    or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up
    called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be
    problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
    the presence of
    Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before
    un-installing itself.

    Any Ideas?

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