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    London lawyer & Glasgow cop

    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer and is certain that he has a better education than any Jockcop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense!!

    Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."
    LondonLawyer says, "What for?"
    Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
    London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
    Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
    Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

    LondonLawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

    Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, Sir."

    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the F__K out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

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    Very funny but the police don't need any reason to ask for your licence, MOT and Insurance. The police (here in England and Wales at least) have a power to stop you JUST to check your documents.

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    the moral of the story is that you don't talk back to a Glasgow cop....

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    very funny love that one

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    Very good

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    Clearly taken from a yank one with the term 'licence and registration'

    Like it though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by John35 View Post
    the moral of the story is that you don't talk back to a Glasgow cop....
    How very true, especially the ones' where I live!!

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