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    Test for Dementia
    Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


    Let's find out just how clever you really are....



    Ready? GO!!!
    First Question:

    You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?






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    Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question,
    butdon'ttake as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

    Second Question:

    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?



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    Answer:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

    You're not very good at this, are you?


    Third Question:

    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




    Take1000and add40to it. Now add another1000Now add30.
    Add another1000. Now add20 Now add another1000
    Now add 10. What is the total?




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    Did you get5000 ?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.



    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    ..Maybe.



    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




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    Did you Answer Nunu?
    NO!Of course it isn't.
    Her name isMary.Read the question again!
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    got questions 3 and 4 right.............not demented...........

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    great m8, Im off to cry in the corner since I got them all wrong.

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    Managed to get all but last one correct, - I really must learn to read the question!!

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    Well thats official then Drinky's demented

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Not sure if I am demented or just thick as cr@p!!

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    Got all but the last one....

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    3 out of 4 for me

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    just got 1st one wrong

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    What happened to the Bonus question or do I really have Dementia

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