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    Says the hands of the clock, it's Tuesday and 7pm is approaching, and 7pm Tuesday is MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEER TIME!!!!



    I'm writing a book on my Tuesday exploits, 1st bit is finished already wanna preview?

    Tough! yer getting one anyway


    As he strode towards the pub door he checked his wallet for ammo, stubbing out his Dunhill International he entered the pub, there was an uneasy silence as he noticed he was first to arrive, at the barmaid he orders a Fosters, the barmaid quizzes him on his choice of aftershave... ere moosh is that Old Spice yer wearin? NO, he replies I nicked some of the missus' underarm cos I ran out of Lynx Africa that'll be £2.60 mate she barks, he pays, takes a stool at the bar, and gently sits down, he notices she keeps looking at him whenever she can, is there anything wrong he asks, just then her knees give way and she crumples to the floor, he rushes to her aid, caressing her shoulders he says..sorry I have that effect on the ladies, she replies...it ain't nuffin ta doo wif you mate it's me knees, I've been waiting for an operation since I was seventy three.


    If ya wanna read the rest it's coming out in paperback on November 23rd and WH Smiffs will be stocking it at £5.99...BARGAIN!!!

    Nite all

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    geez vv miller? is that the best drink you can come up with? get some wife beater erm stella artois doon ye its much better than bland miller lol

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    Have a good nite mate. I'll get down to WH Smiff's to place my order early.

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    You are one of a kind VV......
    Keep posting pages of that book of yours....sounds like a bestseller to me
    The part that I liked the most was FOSTERS That my favorite poison and I can`t get it here in Mexico

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    Great reading VV, keep it up

    Might be worth trying for a group buy discount £1.50 each?

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    VV you really are a tile short of a full roof m8

    If you do ever write a book i for one would buy it as it would be a best seller.....................well on here anyway

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    Deifinitely looking forwad to the second instalment!!!

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    Absolutely quality

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    nice story vv

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    The home run is,..... I got mashed again, went for a curry and rode a Superb home, gave me a half feeling as to what it's like to be shotgun in one, and it was a pleasent experience, much as I love Vx, this car is awesome in almost every way, I love mine, it's large,economical and nimble.

    Better get some leg room in the back of the D, or I'm staying Skoda.

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