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    Exclamation Ill goldfish...Help

    Serious! 1 of my little girls goldfish is not well and it needs help urgently
    (she's only had them since monday). Waters ok.

    Its lying on it's side and looks constipated, anyone know what we can do before she see's it or it snuffs it ?

    Apparently putting a pea in the tank will help but its got to eat it and with constipation that's gunna be tricky !

    HELP !

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    Give it a shot of Vodka !!

    Cheer it up a bit

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    This is serious ! I've had all the vodka !

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    Sorry, gotta ask (with a straight face as best I can).....How the hell can you tell that a goldfish looks constipated!

    Serious answer - doesn't sound good, think it's had it. I'd be off getting an, as near as, identical one to pop in the tank should the worse happen and she won't be any wiser.

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    Where's the 'Assistant West Midlands Regional Organizer' - hes a Paramedic.... He'll know what to do... and we could get him to call you to do surgery over the phone !!

    Other than that.... cant you chuck a cat in the bowl... that'll make it **** itself !!

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    TBH its probably a gonner already m8, Had my fair share of fish and once they start doin **** like this there aint much you can do. You can add things to the water but it never really helps. If you've got time go and get another one.

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    sorry once its on its side don t think it ll make it .

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    Just selotape it to the front of the bowl.... no-one will notice the difference

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post
    Other than that.... cant you chuck a cat in the bowl... that'll make it **** itself !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post
    Other than that.... cant you chuck a cat in the bowl... that'll make it **** itself !!
    What, the fish or the cat?!!

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