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    How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer?

    Pose the following question:



    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
    knife, and charges.
    You are carrying a Glock .17, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
    seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?


    BRITISH POLICE OFFICER'S Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
    this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he was stabbing me?

    Should I call
    9-9-9?

    Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and
    weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, Do I get blamed when he
    falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself?

    If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to
    sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and will I lose my family home?




    AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S Answer:
    BANG!




    AMERICAN OFFICER'S Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click....(sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click.

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips?"

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    So true!!!

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    very good indeed and well true
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    yes and that shows the heartless thought process of the british police, no attempt to chat to the public or negotiate, just negative thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob 2.2dti View Post
    yes and that shows the heartless thought process of the british police, no attempt to chat to the public or negotiate, just negative thoughts.
    Sorry...must try harder.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob 2.2dti View Post
    yes and that shows the heartless thought process of the british police, no attempt to chat to the public or negotiate, just negative thoughts.
    I hope you're joking?!?!?!!??!

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    what do you think !!

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    Very good

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    Mexican officers would not have that type of dilema......

    They carry slingshots without a single round BTW

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