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    A man was in a long line at tescos as he got to the till he realized he had forgot his condoms so he asked the checkout girl to have some brought for him." what size?" she asked He didnt know so she asked him to drop his trousers she reached over gave him a feel and called over the intercom "one box large condoms till 5 plaease"The next man in line thought this was interesting and was up for a cheap thrill he too told the cashier he had forgot his condoms.Again she asked his size and duely felt him when he said he didnt know "one box medium condoms till5" A few customers down the line was a teenage boy who thought what he had seen was cool he had never had any sexual contact before so he thought this was his chance.When he got to the till he told the girl he needed condoms she asked him his size and he said he didnt know,she asked him to drop his trousers which he did and she reached over and gave him a quick sqeeze then picked up the intercom and said.................."mop and bucket till 5"

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