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    A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their

    >> parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    >>
    >> The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    >>stories.
    >>
    >>
    >> Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying
    >> hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the
    >> front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the

    >> eggs got broken.
    >>
    >> "What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.
    >>
    >> "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
    >>
    >> "Very good," said the teacher.
    >>
    >> Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
    >>too.
    >> But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen
    >>eggs, but
    >> when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this

    >>story
    >> is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."
    >>
    >> "That was a fine story Sarah."
    >>
    >> Michael, do you have a story to share?"
    >>
    >> "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty
    >> Sharon was
    >
    >>a
    >> flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
    >>
    >> She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
    >> bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
    >>
    >> She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
    >> she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
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    >> She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of

    >> bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade

    >> broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
    >>
    >> "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
    >> your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
    >>
    >> "Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."
    >>
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    Brilliant. Certainly made me laugh.

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    Very good rich

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    whiskey evil drink

    whisky thats better............


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