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    Default Chinese Wedding Night

    A young Chinese couple gets married.
    She's a virgin.
    Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
    On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as
    her husband undresses in the darkness.

    He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
    "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you
    berry frighten.
    I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss
    anyting you want.
    You juss ask.
    Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
    worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
    eagerly) for her request.
    She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I
    have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
    Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
    "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?

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    Ok, seeing as we're doing the bad Chinese jokes today here's my effort...

    An old Chinese couple getting divorced were asked what their future plans were?

    He said he was going back to W4nking

    And she was returning to Peeking


    GROANS!

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    VV!, I thought mine was bad!!

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