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    A little lizard is walking thro the bush and sees a koala bear up a tree smoking a joint. The little lizard looks up and says, "Hi, what you doing?" the koala says, "I'm havin' a joint man, come up and join me". So the little lizard scurries up the tree and joins the koala on his branch. Several hours and quite a few spliffs later, the little lizard announces that his mouth is now very dry and he is off to the river for a drink.

    At the riverbank the little lizard is so stoned he leans too far and falls in. A nearby Crocodile hears this and gracefully slides into the water to investigate. He notices it is a relation and kindly flicks him back onto dry land with his snout. The croc says to the little lizard, "whats up with you?" the lizard says with a big grin, "I've been in the bush with the koala smoking dope and I'm a bit off my head". The croc decides to check this out and sets off into the bush. He finds the tree with the koala in and shouts, "Oi you!", the koala looks down at him and with wide eyes says, "SH1111111T MAN, how much did you drink!!!!"
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