Hope this is ok for on here

[Basil]

I hope this is ok to post on here, and doesn't offend anyone.

Here goes......

A women sittng at a resturant in Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the table next to her turned to look at her.
"Kin yer swaller?" asked one of the cowboys. The woman signalled "no" desperately shaking her head.
"Kin yer breathe?" aksed the other. The woman, turning a bit blue, shook her head "no."
With that, the first cowboy walked over to the woman, slowly lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and ran his tongue up and down the womans butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Starr beer.
His partner said in admiration, "yaw knaw, I'd heard of that hind-lick manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it........."

[redbullkid]

Quality !!

[ion]

Brilliant.

[Caterman]

These are the jokes folks! PMSL

[GARY3306]

FPMSL Excellent.

[bruceybonus]

superb!

[payney]

top Quality PMSL......

[Tim2100]

pmsl. excellent!!

[barney]

Fantastic joke Basil, pmsl

[Basil]

Cheers all, glad you enjoyed it, and nobody has been offended.

Have a few more on the way.

Watch this space.......