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    For those that haven' seen this before

    EUROPEANS HEIGHTEN THREAT LEVELS


    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
    and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon,
    though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
    Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in
    1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized
    from "Tiresome" to "A Bl00dy Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A
    Bl00dy Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.


    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
    terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
    France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a
    recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
    paralyzing the country's military capability.


    It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
    alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
    Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
    "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
    "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
    levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".


    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.


    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
    These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
    can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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    That mate, is absolutely excellent. My wife just asked me what I was laughing at!!! You just made my night!!

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    Funny as f##k love it

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    that is well funny, cant stop laughing to myself
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    Old but still funny.

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    Brilliant!!!

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    Seen it before but it is funny. I love the French one
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    brilliant!!

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    class mate love it

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    Nice one Paul lol

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