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    Default a cows tail

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
    bruises,
    two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
    difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
    noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

    "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
    with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
    f@nny.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
    Like yours!'"

    "I don't remember much after that"

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    Fpml!!!!

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    very good

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    Nice one, That's just cheered up my night shift!!

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    really good!.....

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    lol lol lol

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    like it

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