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Thread: Why you shouldn't use a Hoover and an Ipod at the same time.

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    Default Why you shouldn't use a Hoover and an Ipod at the same time.

    Just finished vaccuming the whole house from top to bottom whilst listening to the ipod.

    Took over 30 minutes because we are off to Crete on Monday night so I was changing tools on the fly and did a proper job.

    Came to the last room which is the ensuite and the missus steps out of the shower and starts shouting something.

    Whatever love, don't interupt me when I'm listening to the Summer of '69


    So finally looked behind at what she was pointing at and noticed the machine was not picking up too well. Turned off the iPod and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh.


    I hadn't turned the bl@@dy thing on at the wall socket.

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    Brilliant...You plonker

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    Ya plank!!!

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    Not a bad idea to do that on purpose your wife might not trust you to do it again and hence save you the job.

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    The word Numpty springs to mind!!!!!

    Nice one matey, thats brightened my day immensely!!!!

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    thats absolute quality m8, but whats a hoover ??????
    Midlands Mod Shop - NFFC.

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    You cheesehead lol!

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    Wouldn't have been too bad if I'd noticed myself.

    Wouldn't had to endure the gloating all day from my loverly wife.

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    That's a classic. But now I need to get the Hoover out as I've blurted my food all over the place laughing so hard...

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    thats old age for you stevel.btw was you wearing a pinny as well

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