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    Default Aunt Mildred

    Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly
    despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided she would
    just kill herself and join him in death.

    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
    out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
    heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
    to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just
    exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

    The doctor said, your heart would be just below your left breast.

    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
    wound to her knee.

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    oh god no my brain

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