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    Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my
    right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
    with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!


    I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
    halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!


    It scared me (and this coming from a bloke...) so much that I dropped my
    electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
    against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell
    into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM
    AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
    out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.


    F#*ken WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dazza1964 View Post
    Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my
    right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
    with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!


    I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
    halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!


    It scared me (and this coming from a bloke...) so much that I dropped my
    electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
    against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell
    into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM
    AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
    out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.


    F#*ken WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!
    Did she indicate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider View Post
    Did she indicate?

    In a BMW?
    Dont be silly!

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    Just got back from a trip up the M62 to Leeds tonight. And guess what? The Police BMW's don't have indicators that work either! I'm doing 70mph in the 2nd lane; overtaking a marked up BMW and he pulled out in front of me!!!! He was doing around 65mph with nothing in front of him... So why pull out??? I flashed him like Bu**er on the main beams and he pulled me
    Told him he was driving like a T*T and he gave me all sorts of ****. Told me i should have been using "due care and attention" etc. Told him he was a T*T again, then let him know what i do..... At the time i was conducting a traffic enforcement survey (I work for the Highways Agency) and have the whole incident on video!! You'll never see a Traffic officer try and blag his way out of S**t like that again.

    Wouldn't be correct of me to post the video, but he deserves it.

    P.S. No offence to any Traffic on here.

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    You've got issues going on mate, I suspect something is causing you a lot of stress right now from what I've been reading from you recently.

    You gotta take a step back and have a deep breath, trust me I know what I'm talking about I've been there quite a lot, a most irrate little sod I was, everything was wrong and ppl were doing it on purpose to wind me up was what used to go through my mind, I learned to push it back and you must too or you will end up having a heart attack or a stroke before long.

    I thought I'd really kicked it until I had my crash, since then I view ppl who set out to ruin another's day as unworthy and have inner laughing sessions at them, pitying them for their small minded world that has evolved around them.

    You should too, if i've got it wrong I appologise in advance, but your words read like a classic case of someone whose had enough, learn to say IDGAF!

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    post the video

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob 2.2dti View Post
    post the video
    I think you'll find its a wit story Rob, seems similar to something Mike Brewer wrote in the Auto Express recently.

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    Was you in your marked up HA vehicle... Would of loved to see his face when you said you have it all on video lol..

    ah, maybe not, wot did he say after you said you was HA' with video on board?

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    little man syndrome.....

    a little bit of power.....

    you become what you fear....



    a mature reaction to a trivial incident ..me thinks.. no love lost is there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    You've got issues going on mate, I suspect something is causing you a lot of stress right now from what I've been reading from you recently.

    You gotta take a step back and have a deep breath, trust me I know what I'm talking about I've been there quite a lot, a most irrate little sod I was, everything was wrong and ppl were doing it on purpose to wind me up was what used to go through my mind, I learned to push it back and you must too or you will end up having a heart attack or a stroke before long.

    I thought I'd really kicked it until I had my crash, since then I view ppl who set out to ruin another's day as unworthy and have inner laughing sessions at them, pitying them for their small minded world that has evolved around them.

    You should too, if i've got it wrong I appologise in advance, but your words read like a classic case of someone whose had enough, learn to say IDGAF!
    You may be right my friend, but some people... Ahhhh deep breath.

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