After the creation of the Vecturama site by Vectra C.Com member's Spoons & Mrs Spoons showing the rigidity of the Vectra/Signum range, other Vectra owners are now deliberately ramming their cars in to anything they can find in the hope that the Spoons' will feature their car on the site http://www.vxrd.com/Vectrauma.htm
We interviewed Mr J Ones who had only just picked up his VXR from the dealer this morning and asked him why he smashed a brand new car up on purpose
Well he said, it's like this, I only bought the car cos the bloke next door bought an 06 plate one last week so I had to have an 07 to outdo him, then i found the Vecturama site just before I went to collect the car and saw my other neighbours car featured on it, well I thought anything he can do I can do better, so I looked around for a petrol tanker and decided that was the car death for my car, and so I set about waiting for the tanker to come out of the local ASDA and rammed it a midships, well talk about Nov 5th and Hiroshima mixed in to one, total burnout of the car, not a scrap of Arden left on it, I'm sure I'll get more stars than those others for sure now!
While this report was being compiled we've received reports of another 87 incident's involving Vectras, all their owners have once again cited the Vecturama site as the reason for the crashes, we caught up with Miss Jebonae Implant Klein-Sillicow of Dover who has lost her right leg in her crash for a heads up, she told us, after seeing the site I had to go one better, so I opened the door and then drove off the cliffs ensuring both me and the car would feature on the site, first on scene were sun lovers Mr P McCartney and Miss C Black, both of Liverpool who'd been bathing on the beach below, Mr McCartney was overheard proposing marriage to Jebonae and Miss Black was seen asking locals for the nearest hat shop.
Vx dealers are also reporting an influx of pop stars and footballers all eager to take delivery of a new Vectra, we asked one couple why they wanted a Vectra rather than a Hummer, well we've just moved to America answered Mrs Beckham, and while were ordering a Vectra our PR ppl are hiring a VC10 from the RAF and organising an event for Miss Loos to attend, so we can drive the Vectra out of the plane at 10000 ft and aim for her, it'll be sooooo Hollywood and we've arranged for it to be in the next Bruce Willis film, Die Hard 5 With A Vectragence.
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