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    Talking no offence to the boys in blue :-)

    While I was driving down the M60 the other day, (going a little faster
    than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on
    the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me
    over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
    "Runway too short?"
    To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
    To which he asked, "What do you do?"
    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
    The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
    To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side
    to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
    stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

    Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you
    do with a six-foot @rsehole?"
    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
    Behind a bridge..."

    Speeding ticket: £105.00
    Court costs: £45
    Look on copper's face: Priceless....

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    Funny, but old

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    An oldie and a goldie!!!!

    No offence taken mate!

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