The Soldier and the Nun !!!

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police
ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you
enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you
have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of b@lls....


I don't want to go to Iraq either."