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    Default Sweet shop fun

    Here's an e-mail I received today
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    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
    She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
    On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
    had a Wine Gum.
    He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm
    the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

    They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
    Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
    her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly
    Wurly and Tic Tacs.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
    take a trip downBourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was
    pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as
    she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
    When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
    wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink
    Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
    Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

    Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out
    Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!


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    like it........

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    classic!

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