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    How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

    Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.

    What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

    How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

    What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature.

    Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

    How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened.

    Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all have boyfriends already.

    What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

    When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it.

    Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

    How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
    His hand caught fire.

    How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
    Put the remote control between his toes.

    What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
    What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect.

    How are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.

    What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
    "God says: "So you would love her."
    "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?
    "God says: "So she would love you.

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    aaaah, Brucey, I knew you wouldn't let me down!!!!!

    Excellent!!!

    pmsl!!!

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    I think that has evened up the joke bias for now.

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    I'll just show this to Mrs GSi... It'll make her morning

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    Just what I need after a bad day at work.

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    Its not true not a word of it ..........................


    well maybe just a little bit ...........................


    oh bu66er it yeah alright its true ............LOL

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Some dusty old jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vectra.c View Post
    Some dusty old jokes
    From a 2005 thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woody View Post
    From a 2005 thread
    I'm after the "EPIC THREAD RESERECTION" award


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