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    Default If the "Airport" incident happened in America

    If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow Eyewitness
    accounts.

    America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i
    just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to
    me"

    Glasgow "Bawbag wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a
    good boot, then decked him"

    America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get
    home, I thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

    America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all
    directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

    America :" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas
    canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were
    gonna die, I just ran for my life"

    Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty
    couldnae even open his boot, he wis oan fire annaw so a ran up n gave
    him a guid boot tae the baws"

    America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought
    i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw B.O. basher intae a
    fire it wis like that"

    America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna
    die"

    Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am
    gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

    & finally, two quotes from an eye-witness......... John Smeaton (these
    are real)

    John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer
    asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is
    Glasgow we'll just set about you"

    John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
    and he said "me and other folk were just tryin to get the boot in and
    some other guy banjoed him" !

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    Hahahahahahaaha and moowah hahahahahahaha's

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    Only in Scotland.

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    thats about right mate, fookin yanks, over dramatic fags lol

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    classic............

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    I heard yesterday something else has happened in Glasgow since

    Much along the eye 4 an eye routine

    Can't say I back it or sack it, but I doubt there will be any more attacks on a Scottish city in the future.

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    The muslim terrorists being cared for at glasgow royal infirmary are complaining that all they are getting fed is haggis, neeps & tatties.

    what the f~~k do they expect, its a BURNS unit.


    and on the subject of Robert Burns here's his latest


    'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
    Oor Johnny walked one day
    When he saw a sicht that troubled him
    Far more that he could say
    A fanatic muslim b*stard
    Wiz doin what he'd planned
    And intae Glesca's departure hall
    A Cherokee he'd rammed.

    A big Glaswegian polis
    Came forward tae assist
    He thocht "a wumman driver"
    Or at least someone half-p#ssed
    But to his shock nae drunken Jock
    Emerged to grasp his hand
    But a flamin Arab loony
    Frae Al Qaeda's band

    The mad Islamist nut-case
    Had set hissel' on fire
    And swung oot at the polis
    GBH was his desire
    Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
    And sallied tae the fray
    A left hook and a heid butt
    Required tae save the day.

    Now listen up Bin Laden
    Yir sort's nae wanted here
    For imported Asian radicals
    Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
    Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
    Will have nae bluidy truck
    So tak yer worldwide jihad
    An get yersel tae F***


    Phil

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    BRILLIANT!!! - Thats spot on.

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    John Smeaton.....a national hero.

    John Smeaton' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools John Smeaton.

    Some kids pee their name in the snow. John Smeaton can pee his name into concrete.

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. John Smeaton can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

    John Smeaton once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.

    John Smeaton counted to infinity - twice

    John Smeaton was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

    John Smeaton can speak braille.

    John Smeaton does not sleep. He waits.

    John Smeaton puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but John Smeaton says its beef, then it's ****ing beef.

    Bill Gates lives in constant fear that John Smeaton's PC will crash.

    John Smeaton never played with rubber ducks in the bath. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged radical muslim.

    John Smeaton doesnt consider it sex if the lady survives

    M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that John Smeaton can touch this.

    When the boogyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for John Smeaton!!

    Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

    John once challenged Chuck Norris to a square go. Mr Norris kindly refused the advance.

    John Smeaton can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    John Smeaton won a game of connect 4 in 2 moves.

    John Smeaton can delete the recycle bin

    If you wake up tomorrow, it’ll be because John Smeaton allowed you to

    Smeaton once held down eight Tigers and gang raped them.

    When John Smeaton does push ups, he’s actually pushing the ground down.

    John Smeaton drowned a fish.

    Death once had a near-John Smeaton experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mycarsavectra View Post
    John Smeaton.....a national hero.

    John Smeaton' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools John Smeaton.

    Some kids pee their name in the snow. John Smeaton can pee his name into concrete.

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. John Smeaton can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

    John Smeaton once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.

    John Smeaton counted to infinity - twice

    John Smeaton was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

    John Smeaton can speak braille.

    John Smeaton does not sleep. He waits.

    John Smeaton puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but John Smeaton says its beef, then it's ****ing beef.

    Bill Gates lives in constant fear that John Smeaton's PC will crash.

    John Smeaton never played with rubber ducks in the bath. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged radical muslim.

    John Smeaton doesnt consider it sex if the lady survives

    M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that John Smeaton can touch this.

    When the boogyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for John Smeaton!!

    Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

    John once challenged Chuck Norris to a square go. Mr Norris kindly refused the advance.

    John Smeaton can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    John Smeaton won a game of connect 4 in 2 moves.

    John Smeaton can delete the recycle bin

    If you wake up tomorrow, it’ll be because John Smeaton allowed you to

    Smeaton once held down eight Tigers and gang raped them.

    When John Smeaton does push ups, he’s actually pushing the ground down.

    John Smeaton drowned a fish.

    Death once had a near-John Smeaton experience.



    I think the face of terrorism just changed, they think they are an army, but what kind of army has no uniform and attacks civvies?

    A gutless,sneaky one, and now Johnny Boy has led by example the gloves are off, I think he was quite restrained myself just hoofing the bomber, I can think of many more ways to administer pain, but there again he was at work and I suppose if he'd infringed the S***house's right's too much he'd be getting a term for being upstanding and outstanding.

    I bet the fags in Westminster won't give him any awards of recognition though, his actions are the sort that should get knighthoods, in the sands of time history shall read like this, Ah Sir Elton, now why did you get a knighthood? were you a brave warrior loyal to your King? err no I just minced it and sang **** songs.

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