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    Default Joke time

    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two
    kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
    entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children
    you've got there. Are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
    bl00dy aren't! The older is nine and the younger is seven. Why the hell
    would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
    you d1ckhe@d?"

    "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
    5h@g you twice!"


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    ha ha ha

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    lol

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