Liverpool Airport Closed By Police

[siadwel]

Police have closed Liverpool John Lennon Airport after finding a suspicious car parked outside. Apparently it was taxed AND insured and the radio was still intact. Police are not looking for anyone local

[kgsric]

[siadwel]

the reason I put in general was to get people going

[ion]

lol, nice one

[ed taylor]

It wasn,t that big yellow submarine out side they were looking at was it.

[john_k_sri]

Police have closed Liverpool John Lennon Airport after finding a suspicious car parked outside. Apparently it was taxed AND insured and the radio was still intact. Police are not looking for anyone local

I am from Liverpool and take no offence. Shame it lacks originality though
There must be nothing exciting happening in Wrecsam at the moment.

Nos Da

[rob 2.2dti]

There were 2 white scousers and a Jamaican bloke all waiting at the hospital for their wives to give birth, they were talking football and discovered one was a Liverpool fan and the other an Everton fan. The Jamaican preferred cricket. After an hour the Dr came along and said congratulations, we’ve had a hectic few minutes, your wives all gave birth at the same time - only a small problem, we’ve mixed the baby’s up so you will have to come and choose one each.

The first scouser went into the room and immediately picked out the black baby as his. The Jamaican said "hey man, that’s obviously mine as its black what you tink your doing ?" and the scouser replied "yeah but its a 50 / 50 chance that one of the other 2 is a blue nosed ba5tard and I’m not prepared to chance it."

[john_k_sri]

Rob, you wouldn't be a Kopite, would you?

[rob 2.2dti]

No just telling it the way i heard it, i work in Speke so 50% blue noses and 50% reds. Being a Warrington lad i prefer odd shaped balls.

[john_k_sri]

No just telling it the way i heard it, i work in Speke so 50% blue noses and 50% reds. Being a Warrington lad i prefer odd shaped balls.

Good on yer mate. Just sounded like a joke a Kopite would make. At least we northerners can laugh at ourselves and at each other.