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    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
    be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
    the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
    spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
    plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

    1. In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
    Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'.
    This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    2. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'.
    This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.

    3. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
    to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always
    been a deterent to akurate speling.
    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is
    disgrasful and it should go away.

    4. By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th'
    with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and
    similar changes vud of kors be aplid to oza kombinations of letas.

    5. After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
    mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu anderstand ech oza.
    Ze drem of ze united urop vil finali kum tru!


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    LMAO very clever
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    sehr gut aber sein nicht echtes Deutsch. das ist die deutsche Sprache
    ich hoffe, dass Sie Deutsch nicht sprechen.



    http://translation2.paralink.com/
    Last edited by John35; 3rd July 2007 at 11:26.

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    Very well however its not real German. that the German language is hope I that you do not speak German.


    i speak vauge bit's of german that i learnt in school and can pick odd words up.

    this is just a pi$$ take i found on another forum i use and thought it was quite funny

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    i used the above link... i don't speak a word

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    This is OLD, OLD, OLD

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