A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th year children accompanied by 2 female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to
see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the gents when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
trousers, and began lifting the little boys up one by one, and held
onto their "john thomases" to direct the flow away from their
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,
the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th. year"
"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the 2:30, riding Silver Arrow, but
thanks for the lift.