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    Default A day at the races!

    A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th year children accompanied by 2 female
    teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn
    about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to
    see the horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
    that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
    the other.

    The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the gents when
    one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
    the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
    trousers, and began lifting the little boys up one by one, and held
    onto their "john thomases" to direct the flow away from their
    clothes.

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
    unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,
    the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th. year"

    "No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the 2:30, riding Silver Arrow, but
    thanks for the lift.

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    thats well funny
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    Very good.

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