Kenny - every parent's dream child......................

I like this kid!!!

LITTLE KENNY ON MATHS (Part 1)

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little KENNY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little KENNY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little KENNY replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."


LITTLE KENNY ON MATHS (Part 2)

Little KENNY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies KENNY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f..... difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"


LITTLE KENNY ON ENGLISH!

Little KENNY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class.

Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

KENNY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little KENNY, that's a mouthful."

Little KENNY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR (PART 1)

Little KENNY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to
go
to the toilet.

He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a ****!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, KENNY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this
situation.

The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow
you to go."

Little KENNY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if
you
had bigger boobs , you'd be a TEN!"


LITTLE KENNY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little KENNY.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!'"