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    Default How life should be

    This is my thoughts of how life should be.

    Next time, I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
    have no responsibilities.

    Then you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
    luxury,in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
    then...

    You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.

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    My god you must have been in a deep one when you thought that up, sounds good though.

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    Then you go swimming with 30,000,000 of your mates.


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    In Australia, Mercedes-Benz recently had a TV ad something like that - In the prime of your life you buy a Benz.

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