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    Default You couldnt make it up!

    According to teletext news the Home Office has decided that prisoners released early in the scheme to relieve prison overcrowding are to be given payment to cover bed and board for the period they would have been inside!!!!
    Why not go one step further and when they attend court in the first instance, work out what sentence they would have got, release them from court and give them a wedge of money!
    Murderers would earn a fortune while shoplifters would just get a pittance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SelbyVX View Post
    According to teletext news the Home Office has decided that prisoners released early in the scheme to relieve prison overcrowding are to be given payment to cover bed and board for the period they would have been inside!!!!
    Why not go one step further and when they attend court in the first instance, work out what sentence they would have got, release them from court and give them a wedge of money!
    Murderers would earn a fortune while shoplifters would just get a pittance.
    sshhh if the goverment see this it will give them your idea and they are that stupid they will start doing it LOL.

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    Hmmmm, so you go and rob a bank... hide the money, then hand yourself over to the cops... Get locked up for 10 years, but out in 6 months with an allowance each month to pay your mortgage....

    Sounds like a good deal to me... Well done the Government

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    Looking back over the last 20 yrs I think straws were drawn among the EU countries to select a country to push it's population to the limit with weird ideas and experiments to see how much they would take of it and we drew that short straw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    Looking back over the last 20 yrs I think straws were drawn among the EU countries to select a country to push it's population to the limit with weird ideas and experiments to see how much they would take of it and we drew that short straw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stusdc View Post
    Sad isn't it, I remember reading somewhere a long time ago that the British Government of the 60's wanted to pacify the population, but as times gone by the guy they wanted to stop giving someone a black eye now stabs ppl.

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