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    Default FBI Recruiting

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
    interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
    woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
    door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
    circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
    chair. Kill Her!

    The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
    agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
    and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
    tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
    to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
    walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
    with the chair."

    MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
    Pass on this advice !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim2100

    MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
    Pass on this advice !!

    HOW VERY TRUE !!!!!!LOL (Dont let Mrs D read this)

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by drinky
    HOW VERY TRUE !!!!!!LOL (Dont let Mrs D read this)

    Glad my Vanda not signed on. Might give her ideas !

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