Absolutely hilarious!!

**MLC** · 15th June 2007, 14:20

Just watching Sky News and right in front of the camera some stupid cow drives her car through the flood.....and gets stuck!! The road was like a lake. I can hardly type I'm laughing so much. They've even got a helicopter view of it.

They're asking "where are the emergency services". Here's a thought, get out and get your feet wet you dimwitted airhead!

Reminds me when we had a similar situation around here. Guy drives his Mercedes into the water, breaks down and then expected me to wade in and carry him out. He was given 'suitable words of advice'

**Ian T** · 15th June 2007, 14:29

'Suitable words of advice'....

**AJA** · 15th June 2007, 15:10

I can't help thinking of the poor bu66ers going to Santa Pod this weekend for the Summer Nationals (summer isn't the right word is it). The ground was wet enough at PVS so this amount of rainfall is going to make it really boggy.

The weekend after is Jap Show, so hopefully it'll of dried up; hopefully!.

**Ste** · 15th June 2007, 16:48

Is conking out in a flood an emergency ?? I think not. Being trapped in a burning house probably is a bit more important that some daft numpty wetting her Gucci's due to her own incompetence.

**LJ sxi-nav** · 15th June 2007, 17:29

hillarious!!!!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...593331,00.html

EDIT: Straight to video - news story seems unavailable
http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/vi...270775,00.html

**LJ sxi-nav** · 15th June 2007, 18:06

It's on the news again, her fiesta is still stranded there - driver gone though, rescued by a local who saw it on the news and drove down in his 4x4!!! - Rescue caught on camera by the news chopper!!!

On a more serious note - hope the Catterick soldier gets found soon.

**rob 2.2dti** · 15th June 2007, 18:06

the one time a school run 4x4 would have been useful and she left it at home !!

**G.O'Rilla** · 15th June 2007, 18:10

Slight thread drift here but got to mention that some blonde was filling up her Volvo 4WD yesterday and demanded that I move so that she could get out when she finished. You could drive an Artic through the gap and as I was halfway through filling my own vehicle I declined. So what did she do?

She simply leant on the horn and kept it there. I went selectively deaf and finished filling & paid. Manager was trying to calm her down in front of a garage full of people killing themselves laughing. Some people..............

Actually put me in a good mood for the rest of the day having pi$$ed off yet another moron.

**Ste** · 15th June 2007, 18:28

Something is puzzling me here. Why does she simply sit there and do nothing? Why does she expect to be rescued? Why doesn't she simply get out and walk ??

Lazy, self centred, stupid, fat, selfish, unthinking, dizzy ***** (actually said female dog here - but it got editted) came to mind.

I carry a long rope in my car for such situations, but it does need the driver to get out and fetch the free end and then go and tie it to the tow eye of their car. I will gladly then tow their car out, but they're fooked if they think I'm going to get MY shoes wet for their own stupid incompetence.

**Ste** · 15th June 2007, 18:29

Originally Posted by G.O'Rilla

Slight thread drift here but got to mention that some blonde was filling up her Volvo 4WD yesterday and demanded that I move so that she could get out when she finished. You could drive an Artic through the gap and as I was halfway through filling my own vehicle I declined. So what did she do?

She simply leant on the horn and kept it there. I went selectively deaf and finished filling & paid. Manager was trying to calm her down in front of a garage full of people killing themselves laughing. Some people..............

Actually put me in a good mood for the rest of the day having pi$$ed off yet another moron.

I'd have locked the car and then gone inside the shop and browsed for a while.