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    Default womens poem

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MAN'S LOVE POEM

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
    huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

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    Pmsl

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    Life isn`t perfect....
    where can I find this mute Nympho....may be ebay?

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    Love it!

    Phil

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    How true that all is

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