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    Talking Mrs D's pointless facts.............

    Okey dokey.............did you know................


    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    (Hardly seems worth it)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
    (hmmmm.....Drinky....?!?!?!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (OMG...!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life I want to be a pig)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (Creepy)
    (I'm still not over the pig)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds
    (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I work with people like that!)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    See - you live and learn!!!

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    blimey Mrs D ..... done your homework !!!!



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    Sod coming back as a pig. It's a lions life for me..........!!!!!

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    Sorry I was expecting this to be along the lines of.............42/22/36

    Bryan

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    Quote Originally Posted by blr123
    Sorry I was expecting this to be along the lines of.............42/22/36

    Bryan

    pmsl!!! (Drinky wishes though!!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by caterman
    Sod coming back as a pig. It's a lions life for me..........!!!!!
    Or consider the consequences if a lion mated with a pig!!!

    D

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    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs D
    pmsl!!! (Drinky wishes though!!!)
    Don't we all eh

    Bryan

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